Canada,
Please take the gloves off and bring the hurt.
If you violate the geneva conventions, I won’t even hold it against you.
Teach the United States how to say ‘we’re sorry’.
WE HAVE IT COMING.
You’ll even get to burn down the White House again!
It’s already been hideously defaced by its current resident, honestly it’d be a kindness to put it out of its misery.
Do you think we civilians have the same capabilities as YOUR COUNTRY’S ENTIRE MILITARIES?
You have advance warning of what’s coming. You have a chance to stand against this with a united front instead of as fractured weak exhausted broke individual people who have been systematically isolated for years.
But nah. Okay. Cool. Go ahead and let the new reich march across the entire American continent then. DON’T stop this zombie from consuming other countries and infecting them with their fascism too. Do nothing. I’m sure that’ll work out just as well for you as it did for Poland and France.
I’m not asking you to save ME. I’m not asking you to save US. I am PROBABLY NOT GOING TO SURVIVE THIS no matter how much fighting I do.
I am imploring you to SAVE YOURSELVES you DENSE. MOTHER. FUCKER.
Apologies. I lost some clarifity in my effort to be pithy.
That was directed at the Americans hoping that someone else will topple their dictatorship.
I’m very worried for Canadians, at least my home is way over the others idea of a very large ocean, often not even appearing on maps. Which makes us far less of a target for the Orange Tsar.
Canada,
Please take the gloves off and bring the hurt.
If you violate the geneva conventions, I won’t even hold it against you.
Teach the United States how to say ‘we’re sorry’.
WE HAVE IT COMING.
You’ll even get to burn down the White House again!
It’s already been hideously defaced by its current resident, honestly it’d be a kindness to put it out of its misery.
Fucking stop making it everyone else’s problem and stand up to your government already.
Do you think we civilians have the same capabilities as YOUR COUNTRY’S ENTIRE MILITARIES?
You have advance warning of what’s coming. You have a chance to stand against this with a united front instead of as fractured weak exhausted broke individual people who have been systematically isolated for years.
But nah. Okay. Cool. Go ahead and let the new reich march across the entire American continent then. DON’T stop this zombie from consuming other countries and infecting them with their fascism too. Do nothing. I’m sure that’ll work out just as well for you as it did for Poland and France.
I’m not asking you to save ME. I’m not asking you to save US. I am PROBABLY NOT GOING TO SURVIVE THIS no matter how much fighting I do.
I am imploring you to SAVE YOURSELVES you DENSE. MOTHER. FUCKER.
“No way to prevent this happening, say country with second amendment gun proliferation”
We don’t even have that. If we did, many of us would have armed up over the past year.
Apologies. I lost some clarifity in my effort to be pithy.
That was directed at the Americans hoping that someone else will topple their dictatorship.
I’m very worried for Canadians, at least my home is way over the others idea of a very large ocean, often not even appearing on maps. Which makes us far less of a target for the Orange Tsar.