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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

FEMA disaster chief claims he is able to teleport and 'landed in a ditch'

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FEMA disaster chief claims he is able to teleport and 'landed in a ditch'

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Of course it was a waffle house he “teleported” to. Seems you never end up at one by choice.

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