I wish the monkeys would hurry the fuck up
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•In the far future deployable couches will be designed into pantsEnglish
7·2 days agoJD Vance in the future: “Erica? Honey, where are my erection pants?!”
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Musk to Epstein: ‘What Day/Night Will Be the Wildest Party on Your Island?’English
3·2 days agoIn September, Musk tweeted “this is false” in response to a Forbes article based on previously released documents that stated he “planned a trip to Epstein’s private island.” He also wrote “Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED.” Musk had previously been named on Epstein’s calendar as being slated to visit Epstein’s island in 2014.
Musk lies almost as much as Trump! This is known!
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Libs of TikTok is doxxing teachers and nurses who support Alex Pretti or oppose ICE, trying to get them firedEnglish
14·9 hours agoArseholes: “Your employee should be fired because they were outraged at a US citizen being beaten and murdered by Trump’s gestapo!”
Employers: “Uh, yeah. I’m pretty fucking outraged, too! Get fucked!”
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•ICE Expands Power of Agents to Arrest People Without WarrantsEnglish
5·3 days agoSome ICEhole: “Stand there and let us murder you, or you’re breaking the law!”
Him: “Darling, your eyes sparkle like stars in the cosmos! My love for you is eternal!”
Her: “Nngh!” ptttttthhhhhhhht PLOP
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•People named in the latest Epstein files s farEnglish
3·3 days agoUnsurprised Musk is in there.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English
61·3 days agoWhich of Trump’s closeted mob was this?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Set them free and let them bask in the fresh air of natureEnglish
3·3 days agoHmm. In Australia, there’s 11 and a half.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Minnesota ICE live: Tom Homan says ‘no agency is perfect’ as tone shiftsEnglish
7·4 days agoHmm. I don’t remember reading about anyone in, say, the Department of Agriculture sending an army of unhinged nazi-wannabes into cities to murder people, kidnap children to traffick for God-knows-what hideous purpose, bash people, mace people, gas people. I mean, I could be wrong. Some folks get pretty serious about soybeans …
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Border Czar Tom Homan: ‘I’m staying ‘til the problem is gone’English
5·4 days agoSomebody should glue him to the middle of an intersection so people can use him as a roundabout.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How would you spell the sound Transformers make when they transform?English
3·4 days agoThey don’t use it enough in the movies.
The Hand is still the safest way to not be squished … statistically speaking.
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News@lemmy.world•Cop gets 20 years for fatally shooting woman who called 911 for helpEnglish
357·4 days agoHe should get life with no parole. It’s not like she can come back after 20 years.
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World News@lemmy.world•Tokyo pub bans older customers saying they complain too muchEnglish
14·5 days agoIt … it can feel old.
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News@lemmy.world•TikTok is investigating why some users can't write 'Epstein' in messagesEnglish
5·5 days ago"We totally investigated ourselves and … "
See Part 2
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World News@lemmy.world•Tokyo pub bans older customers saying they complain too muchEnglish
111·5 days agoI honestly thought the Japanese were a society with great respect shown to their elders?
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Do you fall asleep listening to podcast, videos etc? Favorites to listen to?English
1·5 days agoI’m just gonna put a happy little Bob Ross … right here.
Fry your flour in butter.

It’s the billionaire version of taking over Gazan homes after the IDF murders the owners.