solid_matt@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 10 months agoMonkeys given infinite time would probably get carpal tunnel or form a labor union before typing out Shakespeare.message-squaremessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up1484arrow-down133
arrow-up1451arrow-down1message-squareMonkeys given infinite time would probably get carpal tunnel or form a labor union before typing out Shakespeare.solid_matt@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square59fedilink
minus-square𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoIt does make you wonder what monkeys given infinite time (and somehow being coerced into using typewriters) would evolve into.
minus-squaremisterundercoat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoIn pretty sure it would involve a hierarchy based on which monkeys are best at beating other monkeys to death with typewriters.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoCounterpoint: The Bonobo monkeys developed a hierarchy based on their mastery of cunnilingus.
It does make you wonder what monkeys given infinite time (and somehow being coerced into using typewriters) would evolve into.
In pretty sure it would involve a hierarchy based on which monkeys are best at beating other monkeys to death with typewriters.
Counterpoint: The Bonobo monkeys developed a hierarchy based on their mastery of cunnilingus.