You’re allowed anything on the planet
No there is no clever way to use this meal to escape your fate
Big Mac and a glass of Chateau Lafite Rothschild 2099.
ANYTHING on the planet? A clump of Bigfoot hair, a Zodiac Killer’s leg, and a shot of DB Cooper’s blood. Let’s solve some fuckin mysteries
Edit: I’ll also take a side of whatever killed those campers at Dyatlov Pass, a copy of the holy text of the correct religion, and a camera that captured real footage of an alien
You’re using your powers to solve cosmic mysteries. I’ll use them for a something a bit more self-serving.
I will take my last meal in the form of blood pudding. A very large amount of blood pudding, made from at least 5 liters of blood. Human blood. Specifically the blood of the person set to perform the execution. Oh, and if you change your mind on who the executioner is, that invalidates my last meal, so I get another one.
Plot twist, you have to eat the whole meal before you are executed.
Corpse Reviver No. 2
That will be all, thanks.Red tuna and Salmon sashimi with wasabi and soy sauce. A bit of seaweed salad and miso soup on the side.
The Ritter Sport Olympia chocolate (Milk-honey-hazelnut flavour) and snickers icecream. I love it so much. Haven’t eaten it in 8 years. Also curious to find out if they would bother to use an epipen on me just to kill me a couple of hours later.
Salad with cheddar cheese boiled eggs & tomato/oil/vinegar dressing, cut mirchi, beef & mushroom stroganoff, a bunch of apples, and some coffee and buttered cinnamon toast.
Paradox: Request to eat the brain stem of the person who will deliver the killing blow / throw the switch / administer the injection / etc.
If you are then killed by their replacement, then you weren’t given what you asked for, contradicting rule 1. If you succeed, rule 2 has been contradicted.
But seriously. It’s hard to choose. There was this one pub I visited (with parent) as a child that made the most delicious, dare I say, succulent, miniature pasties. I think I’d like to gorge on those.
The executioner plugs the electric chair into a timed wall outlet. In 30 minutes, you will die. You do get revenge on the executioner first though, so that’s cool
Maybe if they set the timer to go on and off at set intervals or made you eat the meal in the chair, which is unusual.
Otherwise you could take your sweet time eating that brain stem and they’d be unable to put you in a live chair without risking anyone else.
There’s also the problem of what to do if there’s a power outage.
Half an hour is plenty long enough to zom out on some brains, then get strapped into the chair. Even then, they can just set the timer for more time if they need it. If the power goes out, then good news! You get another serving of someone else’s brains tomorrow
Morrisons did these mini Cornish pasties, might still do, years ago. They were fantastic.
it isnt a person, too bad (we implemented claude code onto our automatic execution system)
Someone has to tell the bot when. There’s always a human if you go deep enough.
I’d eat my prosecuting attorney, jokes on him.
The living face of Steven Miller.
Jeff bezos roasted in a bronze bull with a pinch of lemon and some butter.
Ditch the lemon. Pork needs apple sauce.
Diet Pepsi and Mentos. Cabbage and baking soda.
I want my dead body to explode and spread foul smelling shit all over the place.
Anything with an overdose of any good drug. If I’m dying I’m dying with a bang.
1 cubic meter of pure gold, sliced into bite sized cubes, completely enclosed in a nice icing, and not that fondant stuff.
Leftovers are to go to my family.
Often, restrictions require a prisoner to choose foods that are available within the prison system or that cost less than a preset limit. Prisoners are usually denied requests that include alcohol or tobacco products.
RIP to the commenters.
That’s why OP specified that it’s anything, instead of normal or reasonable rules: to get fun answers.
Heart of Billionaire x (however many billionaires there currently are)
How would you like that prepared?
I’d like it served as is, fresh from the chest cavity.
Any sides?
A second billionaire’s heart
edit: didn’t read the first response all the way - let me at the liver first
Considering how many drugs some of those billionaires do, I’d suggest skipping on the liver.
Yes, eating the liver would be bad for their health for the next hour.
Give me their lungs for haggis then.
Are you joking? They might have quaaludes in there
