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That is absolutely the wrong hill to die on.

Nah, just an asshole.

You should wash your hands after shitting whether or not you have a bidet.

And Winnebago comes from the Algonquin for “the stinky water”.

before:2023

Neither of those are minerals.

Cum colored boxes and car-fucking dragons

Rusty old poop knives and vaginal bacon

Mom jacks me off 'cause my arms are in slings

These are a few of the Internets things

When the mod kicks

When the troll baits

When I feel like ass

I try to forget all the Internets things

And then I go touch some grass

But doctor, I am the brand new bigger TV!

He’s really Bernese Anders, a Swiss Nazi sleeper agent

At first I thought those guys were lunatics, but they’re actually genius conmen.

They’ve managed to convince the network executives to fund eleven seasons and counting of guys digging holes.

Satanists don’t really believe in Satan. The Satanic Temple is basically the religious embodiment of the ACLU. They’re currently raising funds for The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic. They also run After School Satan in schools that have religious based after school programs.

The Church of Satan is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted.

For food prep surfaces, most restaurants use a form of quaternary sanitizer. They’re usually sold concentrated and hooked up to a dispenser that dilutes to the correct ratio. You can buy it online but it’s definitely overkill for a home cook.

Just use dish soap and hot water. Add a little bleach if you really need the surface sanitized.

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NO. Festivus poles are aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.

Other, larger vending machines.

I don’t want this to come off as insensitive, because if that’s true it’s horrific and she has all my sympathy.

Buuutttttt… A lot of those posts are kinda unhinged. She claims her brother shadowbanned her “on every platform but only fans and pornhub”. And she lists a bunch of physical ailments that are somehow his fault too?

I don’t know. Either way, she has my sympathy because she’s obviously going through some shit. And Sam’s obviously a piece of shit. But maybe take this allegation with a grain of salt? Or don’t, I’m fuckin dumb

In interviews, several Venezuelans who had arrived recently said they had come to Chicago because they had distant relatives in the city or had heard from friends that it had robust social services.

But many said Chicago had become their destination simply because they were offered a free plane or bus ticket from previous shelters, where they arrived penniless and sleep deprived.

sol·i·dar·i·ty noun 1. unity or agreement of feeling or action, especially among individuals with a common interest; mutual support within a group.

Striking is an act of solidarity by definition.