“I just wanna debate this guy, but you know– and I’m gonna demand a drug test too, by the way,” Trump said as the audience cheered. “I am. No, I really am. I don’t want him coming in like the State of the Union. He was high as a kite.”

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    Says the guy who allegedly held coke parties at the Plaza while he was hooking up with underaged teenage girls, hung out with a known human trafficker, paid hush money to multiple women to hide how much of a predator he is, and has been found guilty of raping at least one of them.

    Let’s drug test them both.

    In fact, I have a better idea. The debate is headed by Snoop Dogg. Both of them have to get high with him and answer his questions.

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    Trump needs to submit one first. Taken by an impartial authority. Throw in a proper cognitive test.

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      The drug scheduling rules that the Trump White House pharmacy was following were inspired by “It’s every day, bro” by Jake Paul.

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      This one I’m not so scandalized about. I’m sure every White House admin does this - they have hard and punishing international work where they need to be sharp. Ronnie Jackson was there during Obama too.

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    To think that this pathetic sack of shit is the best the Republicans could come up with, for 3 consecutive elections, blows my mind.

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      Everyone on earth with something to gain knows he’s an easily manipulated useful idiot. He’s the greatest thing to happen for the corrupt since lobbying became legal.

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    Trump is in NO position to demand anything. He’s lucky he’s been allowed to fleece this country and get away with being a criminal as long as he has.

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    Donald pulled the same “they need a drug test” stunt on Hillary Clinton in 2016 before a debate, proving that this silly ole drama queen needs a new bag of tricks.

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    Lol, more projection. Let’s have them both take one together and see who fails. I’ll bet there’s one that would go into an incoherent rant and blame someone for something and not take the test. Sound about right?

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      “Fake news! The test is fake news! It was all a conspiracy by the Democrats, the worst conspiracy I have ever saw!”

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    The same Trump that just forgot who & where he was at his rally a couple hours ago?

    Sure, Jan.

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    Biden should demand an anal cavity search for trump. Who knows what manner of Russian recording device he has stuffed in there.

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      They’re going to find McConnell’s tongue up there. Unsurprising since it is still attached to his little turtle beak.

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    Weak willed dementia patient trump trying to concoct a reason to back out. Of course he can’t come up with anything new because that part of his brain is mush.