I'll just leave this here...

Urethra Franklin@startrek.website · 2 年前

I'll just leave this here...

Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

What a horrible day to have eyes.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 年前

This is the future liberals want

F/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

How does man get prangent?

Crashumbc@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Arnold Schwarzenegger did it back in the 80’s there’s even a documentary film on it!

shinratdr@lemmy.ca · 2 年前

*prrrregante

ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Pr…pre…PREGANANANT!!!

Slovene@feddit.nl · 2 年前

I wonder if he’ll develop starch masks.

BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world · 2 年前

How is babby formed?

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

Bruh imagine Taylor Swift got you pregnant

Grimy@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Go on…

bizarrocullen@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Remember the guy who made a tweet about her being 30 and losing 90% of her eggs?

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 2 年前

She does peg exclusively.

Zink@programming.dev · 2 年前

I heard getting pegnant can hurt!

ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one · 2 年前

I should be so lucky…

buttfarts@lemy.lol · 2 年前

😍

ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world · 2 年前

False alarm, everyone. It’s just worms.🪱

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 2 年前

The future!

disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Wh-where does it come out?!?

DarkenLM@kbin.earth · 2 年前

Ever seen Alien?

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 2 年前

Ever see Junior?

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 2 年前

Thanks Urethra Franklin

edric@lemm.ee · edit-2 7 个月前

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HowManyNimons@lemmy.world · 2 年前

His tiny ear!

TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world · 2 年前

That looks like something I’d draw tbh

dadarobot@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

God Bless America

Nikls94@lemmy.world · 2 年前

I hope everyone can see this 🫃🏻 (me at the buffet)

casmael@lemm.ee · 2 年前

Tight end

s_s@lemm.ee · 2 年前

Not for long!

casmael@lemm.ee · 2 年前

Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 2 年前

A real man

thesporkeffect@lemmy.world · 2 年前

God I wish they were me

Varven@lemmy.world · 2 年前

i have so many questions starting off with why and how

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Well, you see, when two people love each other very much, they’ll sometimes harvest bee stingers to stab birds to death with before being arrested for animal cruelty. Then, 9 months later, the birds get their revenge by sending a stork to deliver a lifelong burden to the offenders.

HowManyNimons@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Where can I buy a T shirt with a belly hole?

CorneliusTalmadge@lemmy.world · 2 年前

LPT: you can save money by purchasing a regular t-shirt and cutting the hole yourself.