jordanlund@lemmy.worldM to politics @lemmy.world · 4 months agoAfter Trump assassination attempt, guns will still be allowed near RNC, but tennis balls will notabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square100fedilinkarrow-up1440arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up1432arrow-down1external-linkAfter Trump assassination attempt, guns will still be allowed near RNC, but tennis balls will notabcnews.go.comjordanlund@lemmy.worldM to politics @lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square100fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaremokus@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up23·4 months agoThis tells me the explosives they found in Crooks’ vehicle were hidden in tennis balls
minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·edit-24 months agoThe restriction on tennis balls is apparently a city restriction that pre-dates the attempt so… 🤔🤷♂️🤷♂️🤔
minus-squaremokus@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-24 months agoAww that’s a lot less silly and therefore less fun (still pretty silly though I guess)
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-24 months agoI can only imagine there was an incident with an abnormal amount of golden retrievers, and a single tennis ball. The retrievers accidentally crushed three emo teens that got caught in the stampede, on their way to Hot Topic.
This tells me the explosives they found in Crooks’ vehicle were hidden in tennis balls
The restriction on tennis balls is apparently a city restriction that pre-dates the attempt so… 🤔🤷♂️🤷♂️🤔
Aww that’s a lot less silly and therefore less fun (still pretty silly though I guess)
I can only imagine there was an incident with an abnormal amount of golden retrievers, and a single tennis ball. The retrievers accidentally crushed three emo teens that got caught in the stampede, on their way to Hot Topic.