I got shot 3 times in the lower stomach. I was in my driveway and propped myself up on a car as I felt the life run out of me. I woke before I died.

Scientist were say the world was going to end due to a shift in the center of earths gravity. For some reason, the Chicago Cubs were playing behind our local mall. (Your guess is as good as mine) I was peeing in my bathroom, when all of a sudden, I felt pulled violently to a wall. I woke before the earth ended