Oh there is. So all is well! Right? (Forgot where I stole that image from. Somewhere on here, though.)

Pah, just look at the bright side!

… And when you’ve found it, please tell me because I don’t see one.

If that doesn’t work, try an alternative approach and inform them it actually stands for “Let’s Go Bully Thatcher”.

Not ideal, but they won’t drop the T any more.

The marketing wasn’t in-your-face enough, I suppose.

I thought I’d see more cutting-edge technology here, hmm.

Don’t worry! Eventually, they will find a “cure,” such as Windows moving to a cloud-only model where your PC becomes a glorified dumb terminal!

So like Windows 365, but for consumers.

The less you remember, the more open is the gate for the next one like him to show up. It’s for a similar reason that Germans very much do make sure the Nazis aren’t forgotten about, e.g. Let him have his fame in history books.

As an example of what to avoid and how to avoid getting someone like him back.

Thanks to you, I have overdrawn my Tageslachkontingent and will either have to compensate by laughing less tomorrow or filling out a Tageslachkontingenterhöhungsantrag.

Oh neat, this knowledge will now passively motivate me so hard to act normal that it’s gonna flag me every time!

Oh just give it about three days…

*Preußens Gloria intensifies. Ü