He’s the guy who would hide his zombie bite

Safety ads in the 70s went hard. Nobody worried that kids might be traumatised, and some probably were

One could say the same about Singapore, yet it seems to be here to stay.

If you ever see a dog performing tricks, you know he was a very gay dude in his previous life

Capybaras, hands down.

Don’t love sex too much though or you might become a poor dog or cockroach in your next life.

So glad my TV is a dumb-as-shit model from the early 00s I bought secondhand for about $30

This Caligula has a horse for every office of state

That’s not how you draw a Hitler moustache

It sounds American and mid-20th-century. If that’s the vibe you’re going for, great.

Except for maybe eight countries. The US, North Korea and a few small Pacific island states, if I recall correctly.

The poor little duck that’s rich in luck

or as he calls it, the all-you-can-eat buffet

In modern America, smiling is normalised in a way that’s an outlier among human cultures. If someone in Russia smiled as much as the typical American, they’d be regarded as a simpleton, too feeble-minded to have an understanding of the world.

Some of your distant ancestors, from long before modern European ethnic groups formed, were of a lineage more likely to eventually end up in Spain than Scandinavia, though you inherited from the minority.

Presumably it depends on the men having kids from a previous (or soon-to-be-previous) relationship, so if you’re one of those childless weirdos, you may need to make up a child, like in that Nick Hornby novel.

When consoles were less powerful, all spaces were liminal, and as nobody expected anything else, none were. Now, the fact that it’s not bustling with photorealistic NPCs feels spooky and unsettling (along with the historical details, which feel creepy in the way that vaporwave makes you feel)

The US SUV-style aggressive-looking headlight ports are a nice touch.

The same can be said for democracy in general. Disinformation is carbon monoxide in the bloodstream of civil society, and LLMs (“AI”) accelerate it.

Given that their main fishing rival, the UK, is no longer in the EU, it should hopefully be easier.