“Imagine”

Not really, that stuff tastes like shit

Honestly better than any Kanye West song I’ve ever heard

Plot twist, both options are only paid by in their respective coins. And payment is automatic: it falls on your head from a small portal.

Pretty sure that oil is fairly cool as well, because the oil usually explodes out not just bubbles

I mean sure, if you want to give your friends 3rd degree burns. A single ice cube is gonna throw oil a few feet. Explosively.

source: worked at a KFC in high school with a dumb ass who put a coworker in the hospital by throwing some ice in the fryer

But I am the CIA, and I know where you live jeff

For those that need to hear this. Please don’t do this.

https://youtu.be/-sOSr7n_8YU?si=FUWflWdjkXGddcch

Yea, for a novelty account sometimes I kinda just say stuff then regret it

Shit, we own the private sector. Or they own us, I can never remember

No! I am the leaker!

AXOLOTL COMBAT! Dundundundundndndn

Yea, they take up too much funding that could be used for other orgs!

Hey man, that’s damn hurtful

We’ve been watching this guy and we agree he is telling the truth.

Well this is some BULLSHIT!

In my defense, I was really stoned at the time

Yea! #STOPBOTHATE

This is patrick