Like South Park on religion: “you’re all so focused on the stupid little differences that you’re not seeing the big, stupid similarities.”

“Who’s doing the best Steve Banon cosplay? Your votes matter!”

Leonid Slutsky! Making copies! The slutsky! Slut-a-rooni!

😘 you’re just to sweet for this world. Careful, lest i get diabetes.

Oh, are we doing non sequiturs now? Lemme try:

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

—Abraham Lincoln

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work…!

I can’t read this. There’s no clown emoji anywhere. .5 stars. Disappointing work. Try harder!

pats head Good boy! Now sit!

I’m i talking you into circles? Are you getting dizzy? Are you seeing people that aren’t there? lowers voice conspiratorially Is the “sock puppet” in the room with you right now…?

They believed in me! Now, i get to be a REAL boy! Yay! Thank you, kind Internet genius!

Would it be too much work for a big ol’ juicy wrinkly brained individual such as yourself? Shouldn’t you be using your valuable time in a more constructive manner, such as computing pi to the 10,000th digit or something?

Ah yes, the true sign of maturity: “I am mature and all of you are stoopid poopyheads!”

Such mature. Very experience. Wow.

More of that r/iam14andthisisverydeep energy we discussed. Let your clown flag fly proudly, i guess. Cheers.

Why is that juicy little booty right under where the shoulder blades would go? The booty is too high! The sky is falling! AAAAAGH!

Holy shit, you’re like a walking meme. “I am 14 and this is very deep” energy.

If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.

Fucking PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT to you, sir or madam.

All English words, strung together in a decidedly un-english format.

So, you don’t have a body? She admitted it!

But it is so RICH and CREAMY!

Looks around

I’d say it’s justified.