That’s funny, I used to know an Italian with crabs.

Of course, that’s what estrogen does.

Save the earth

Do coke

Finally some good fucking news.

Pass the joint, bud.

I remember being younger than Bart. Now I’m older than Homer. Next stop: Abe.

Yeah, I had the same problem. Felt like it never fully healed.

I had one ring for about ten years and I don’t think it was ever noticeable through a t-shirt unless I pointed it out.

Ew no. They’re going to taste like silicone and suncreen I bet.

This sounds like the start of a prophecy.

I’m not into that but if that’s what my friends want I’ll enjoy it.

With what money, Elon? You can’t afford to pay Google or office rent but you’re going to pay Mr. Beast?

Younger folks have been raised on apps and other polished devices with oodles of effort put into UX design.

Older folks grew up learning DOS commands, memorizing the IRQ of their sound card, and other clunky shenanigans.

In their current state Lemmy, Mastodon and other services are too complicated for most young folks to bother with. Not all, but most, especially the filthy casuals.