I used to play this game so much as a kid. That’s pretty fucking sweet, I might check it out

All this fear of Russian propaganda but nobody in the US government talks about the localized corporate propaganda that’s a far bigger threat to the US and the world at large.

Bernie and AOC used to, but Bernie seems to have given up, and AOC is looking out for her career now. Tulsi Gabbard used to too but I don’t even know what her deal is anymore.

Wait, actually? What the hell is the reasoning behind that? How did Americans vote him back in after that?

Yeah but it wasn’t as gamey, as, say, a game

which is what I thought I bought when I got it

Yeah I got through like 20 minutes of that game before I realized it was a light novel and this wasn’t some kind of annoyingly long and convoluted tutorial.

You underestimate how much the US values their genocide army base

Yeah hiking is okay. But I like to exercise. People who like to exercise are in a huge minority.

Yeah, I’ve never used tinder.

You can do pranks any day of the year tho. For instance, September 3rd is “shit in my cats litter box and see if my wife notices the difference” day.

“Everyone loves hiking”

Lie detected

Here comes Belle, singing her daily song of how much we all suck.

Lmao “I’m gonna have to start locking my desk”

It’s like when I found out how Lance Armstrong cheated in those bike races by giving himself blood transfusions while he was racing.

I was like “yeah, but like… still pretty impressive” lol

Least rapey pope moment

Yeah. I feel like Biden did that because he knew he could divert all the military funding directly into the Ukraine situation and not piss off his Raytheon people.

Oh dope. Maybe I will have to revisit it.

Biden pulled out of Afghanistan, not Trump.

Oh seriously? Thank god because that equipment system they had was horrible.

Yeah. Although I doubt Americans will ever have the balls to actually properly revolt. By the time it would get bad enough for them to actually consider taking up arms seriously there will be robot dog armies and it will be moot.

I hope I’m wrong though.

There also wasn’t any hurricane katrina style fiascos under Trump, as well as Trump deciding not to invade Venezuela, which was a surprise. The Syria shit wasn’t great, but it was NOTHING like Iraq.

God the bar is set so fucking low it’s embarrassing.