You got the 2025 edition early?!

Where is yours? The second amendment is for everyone.

Criminals and dictators both love defenseless victims.

That poor duck…

Except for that one time that it is bone spurs

Does it? All the connectors I’m thinking of on the motherboard have protruding pins, which seem a lot more phallic to me. Are they really considered the ‘female’ connectors?

Probably should be. We don’t really need two days dedicated to making fools of ourselves

I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.

What do I call it Kif?

Stop trying to make ‘Burger’ happen. It’s not going to happen

“roofing YouTube influencer” was not on my bingo card…

I can never get my 6 to read my print unless I hold it in my hand exactly right (and even then it’s hit or miss), so the stand or desk thing is irrelevant in my case.

Mobile Services are pre-Installed by your carrier, that allow them to backdoor load other apps and services

Yep, the pixel 4a was my favorite phone in recent history, largely because of the rear mounted fingerprint sensor.

who’s to say he has a medical condition?

A doctor

Maybe he does, maybe he doesn’t.

Better to have it checked than to let something possibly get worse.

While your point about myths is valid, I haven’t seen anybody make fun of him.

Everyone in seeing is just saying that it probably has nothing to do with that, is curious where that thought came from, and is recommending a visit to a doctor

Unless there were other comments that got mod removed already and I’m not seeing them?

School started? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Oh my God, it’s real…

That’s 100% a FedEx move…

Single MILFS in my area, you say…

But only the Catholics believe in transubstantiation, so only they are cannibals because only they believe that they are literally eating his body

All other Christians see communion as symbolic, and therefore are not cannibals.