Gumby

Just some more totally normal shit for a US Vice President to be saying

Gee, I wonder why he blocked the promotions for these 4 officers in particular…I guess we can never know

Ow my neck

Yes.

Joke’s on them, I don’t want any of the smart features

Chuck Norris went out of his way to be very vocally political, supporting the worst element of politics of the past couple decades. Of course his death is going to be politicized.

Has been for the past 10 years

I see the Login with SSO option all over the place. Of course, that assumes the users actually understand what that means, and they know whether or not they need to click it.

I’ve definitely run into that. Even more frustrating is when there was one particular site that forced me to actually delete the last character of my password and then retype it. Just focusing in the field wasn’t enough, I had to actually send it a keystroke. And Ctrl-V to paste the password in manually didn’t count. I suppose typing a random character at the end and then deleting it would have worked too.

Sort of, but that implies that without Miller, Trump would actually be a good & honorable man, and we know full well that’s not true.

“unexpectedly”

Sounds like Trump’s trying to do a Bay of Pigs 2

Yeah, but he doesn’t have the rabid cult of personality

And happy trails.

Maybe you broke your face

That’s nice for him. He does love being given awards. Even when it’s an award that someone else won.

Run away. And ideally try to lock it into a room on my way out.

as high of quality

Aren’t Teslas famously NOT high quality? Like, at all? Glued on plastic body panels and whatnot? Can’t take it through a car wash without frying all the electronics (oh, but don’t worry, we added a special “car wash” button just for that!)?

Aww, the poor fascists’ feelings are getting hurt?

How much do you want to bet that every single person named is a political enemy of Trump, and she kept her mouth shut about everybody else?