You’re welcome, and good luck 😊

I was feeling a bit uncomfortable with asking about this topic because I was worried that I would inadvertently be offensive somehow, so I typed my actual verbal stim into the post. Making weird noises when I’m overwhelmed is a way for me to get the energy out sometimes.

“Perfectionism is shame leaving the body.” - The Daily Llama

But seriously, I think the majority of perfectionism is rooted in childhood shame. That comes from family that was overly critical, so we attempted to address it by being perfect. Maybe try messing things up in a safe manner on purpose to behaviorally teach yourself that it’s okay to make mistakes.

That’s a tough one. Sorry for whatever strated you down that path It can be mentally exhausting and isolating. I hope you figure a way out of it.

My friend has a history of overeating and was about 70 lbs heavier than she is now. She started a keto diet that helped her get to her current weight/size, and now employs a modified diet where she goes keto regularly rather than stay on a strict diet all the time. It seems to work well for her since she can regularly eat whatever she wants between breaks. If you’re interested, I could ask her for online resources. Let me know 🙂👍

How many Slim Jims are you eating, and why do you want to stop?

You’re thinking of Dolores. Clitoris was a migratory bird that bred in the Arctic.

What was better about it?

Belgian?

yes

She said it’s so rare to get to choose a digital representation that matches her skin tone that she just thinks it’s fun to get to do it for once.

awww, that sounds so cute

First Union, which was bought by Wachovia, which was bought by Wells Fargo was my first bank account. Sometime around 2009, it came out that they were doing some pretty shady shit along with going out of their way to fuck their customers out of money by posting their purchases in a way that would maximize fees. It was a blatant dickhead move. I immediately closed my account with them and will never go back.

Nothing much. I’m just chilling for next 20 mins. What’s up with you?

I am currently working on getting myself into this predicament. I’ll be back in a few months sexually exhausted and emotionally destroyed 😎👍

Fix her? You are WORSE than her.

what’s the word then? cut the suspense and tell us

lmaooooo

I will never be this clever 😢

Individuals and groups in English:

• Beck

• Green Day

• Silverchair

• Busta Rhymes

• Missy Elliot

• Eminem & D-12

• Snoop Dogg

• Immortal Technique

• Red Hot Chili Peppers, especially Flea

• Black Sabbath/Ozzy Osbourne

• The Beatles

• Daft Punk

• Brad Paisley

• Pitbull

Spanish:

• Residente & Calle 13

• Los Van Van

• Tromboranga

• Kola Loka

• Charanga Habanera

Yippie!

I would like to evenly split $9,000 between strippers, JFK, and Stalin. -> Strippers get $3,000. JFK gets $3,000. Stalin gets $3,000.

I would like to evenly split $9,000 between strippers, JFK and Stalin. -> Strippers get $4,500. JFK and Stalin get $4,500.

what should I know about the clitoris before I have sex?

In my experience, the clit is the key to her enjoyment. Every girl is different, so you have to pay attention to how they react to how you touch it. Some girls like light slow touch, while others like very fast flicks. Some like light slow touch at first, then very fast intense flicks towards the end. I’ve had girls that need a lot of stimulation, and girls that find a lot of stimulation overwhelming. Listen to their moans and how their body moves. If you get a girl that doesn’t show a difference either way, then ask her. If she is still being secretive, then don’t worry about it too much and just enjoy your time. Don’t go directly for the clit at first. Play around with the pussy area first, slowly getting to the clit.

am I right in assuming my partner will tell me what she wants me to do?

It’s been my experience that most girls will guide you indirectly. Very few will tell you exactly what they like. If you get one that does, you have won the lottery. Otherwise, they will guide you indirectly.

In general, just have fun. Sex is naturally enjoyable. Above all, communication is key, but some people feel uncomfortable with being direct about it, so they communicate indirectly and that’s okay. Listen to the language they choose to use. Regardless, don’t take sex too serious, and you’ll be okay. Good luck!