Of course they aren’t real. Just ask Joe.

Are you wearing a chef’s hat? Who is on the menu?

I do miss my traffic closer alerts, but that’s all.

Rafael needs to go!

Trading halt? The dumb company is up over 100% in less than a month. I can’t imagine why it dropped 10%. Let it tank already.

Poopy butthole vs Mr. Poopybutthole

Where’s the straw?

Looks like the future I want is in the past

I’m going to miss Rafael when he loses. /s

I would hope so, imagine trying to jerk…I mean, brush your teeth with your non-dominant hand. It just feels weird.

60 to 63 for men. 55 to 58 for most women.

It’s a cheeseburger commemorating the Trump tower, which became the tallest building in Manhattan on 9/11

Glockcoma - when a cop pistol whips you so hard you are hospitalized with glockcoma

Did that shrimp just fry the best rice ever? Oh and he didn’t flip an unwanted shrimp at me?

I tried sham poo once. Then I paid a lot of money. I’m ready for sham poo now

Oops, my bad. I have an old map…very old

What about my warm water port?

Cunt! Would you like to see my hello?

Big if true

Are we a week away from a picture of him in blackface?