Anything by Mel Brooks

Thank you for responding. He is my husband and I’m a school principal. I never get pitty for him.

My SO is in a non air prison. He tried cleaning a dirty screen because it was so dirty no came through. It didn’t work.

It was a metaphore. I was describing myself as a student to afraid in class to ask.

Thank you for asking this. I’m that student that had the same question but was afraid to ask.

The Michigan one. Made me laff.

That, my friend, was hilarious.

Those also describe the state of Florida and Texas.

It’s crazy, cuz I’ve been am imgurian for 11 years and just got on reddit as it was shutting down.

I thought it was an imgur thing.

I am! I just applied for my first principal job and I would hate my wrinkled ass with a can of beans kept me from it.

If I wasn’t wrinkly and old I would shut down lemmy with a naked pic holding a can of beans.