TIL Jar Jar Binks wasn’t some alien species. He was just Jamacian.

Used to be I’d scroll through the suggested videos, and find new content creators based on my interests.

Now? I don’t trust clicking on a new unheard of youtuber channel. 90% of the time it’s just AI crap.

boop!

Wanna pet her!!!

Not a big Guardians fan??? Surely you can’t deny that Jose Rameriez is one of the greatest in the game today!!! Go Guards!

…we’re talking baseball right?

Actually, he’d just wait outside a pizza parlor on a sidewalk…

This isn’t a shitpost. This is a new walpaper!

other fella probably is too as they almost always run in pairs.

Just like the Bananas in Pajamas! They’re coming down the stairs! Bananas, in PAJAMAS!!! They’re coming down in PAIRS!!!

67 minutes you say? That’s over an hour!

Yaaaaaay!!! Nemesis buddies!!! Awwwww!!! Just like Tom and Jerry! Shredder and the Turtles! Bill Clinton and Linda Tripp!

if you have the cash

And there’s your answer.

Yeah. And plus they have a tendancy to start world wars.

Can’t have that! That’s Americas thing now! Oh wait. It’s not 2028 yet…

Wait…I’m a guy. I wipe my ass. Am I supposed to be not wiping my ass? Is that a womens thing? Like crying at movies and drinking tasty mixed drinks, uh, I mean fruity mixed drinks?

Ok. Fine. I’ll stop wiping. Maybe that’s why I’m single. Women think I’m gay because my pants lack brown streaks.

I make the lather with the bar of soap. I rub it on me until I get the lather going. Then I stick the bar inside my butthole until I get a lather in there.

I poop bubbles, bitch!

Your hands, hands, mouth, face, feet and legs touch so much stuff constantly.

You think my hands touch more than my dick? Pssshhhh!!! Yeah, ok. Shows what YOU know! Here, hold this…it’s my dick.

They aren’t gonna get anynone government contolled stuff renamed unless the owner is a real MAGA brown noser.

He said, as if it weren’t true…

Plump rump.

Shhhhh, shhhhhh, no ones judging you.

Where’s the offramp for this timeline?

May I reccomend you watch the movie Odiocracy.

Ummmm…a small military? Maybe he wanted to kick it old school, and go back on 1700s era holy cruisades, but with modern firepower!