I wpild rather spend the rest of my life under a blanket thunderstorm, light rain, sun, earthquake…always

Why the eagles didn’t just take the ring to mordor?

answers we will never know because the author is dead

maybe their cousins live farther away

just say “Life, ya know” If they are only being polite they’ll answer “for sure” and thats it.
If they really care and want to know theyll ask more and then you can go into more detail.

Brought to you by “protocols autistic people have to memorize” lol that being me

Hey trump just said he will destroy humanity tonight so you may be the winner

I’m like tthat too, never really cared about sex, I prefer to deal with it myself when needed, but my partners liked it so I did it.
I never considered myself asexual because I do feel atraction to men, I like kissing and touching just don’t care about sex.

I just always thought I have a low sex drive. I was married for 5 years but stop dating about 10 years ago and feel finally free.

Heaven

Not that easy when you have an insane person with a lot of nukes.

Artax? Really? Fuck you!
You didn’t have to post this shit but you chose violence. Fuck you for making me cry in a holiday

Thank you for your patience in answering! I never knew about this issue. Very well explained.

KOOORBEEENNN DAAALLLAAAASSS

I have an honest question, I’ve seen some videos talking about how in America fast food is the cheapest option of food and healthy food like fruit and veggies are like “luxury”. Is that real?

I’m very curious to know if this is true because where I live it’s the oposite. We mostly buy geoceries and cook at home and fast food is more expensive (we are also not very into fast food because we do love food)

if I eat pizza, nuggers or burgers every day I’ll be broke in a week.

Don’t ask…lol

yeah yeah, he has a doctorate!

10 years ago I gave my ex a shaving kit. It came with a dry shaving foam, one of those that work like soap. After a couple of weeks without using I asked him if it was bad to shave, he said “the guy scamed you, this don’t make foam” I was intrigued got the shaving brush WET IT And used the SOAP like dry foam. Worked fine

His answer “I didn’t know I need water to make foam”

Mind you I’m not talking about any dumb person, this man got his bachelors in economics and business at the same time. He had 2 masters and a doctorate. He was very inteligente and was a great person to talk.

I think we god divorced because of how much I made fun of him for that, but for gods sake, WATER AND SOAP = FOAM is elementary school shit

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4 leaf is luck
5 leaf is nuclear war

They should! but do they? No. Lots of nasty people

You can get in the american army if you like killing so much

I LOVE counting money