Such a threatening energy, I love it

Ahhh les petites cellules grises 🧠

When I was about 4, I was jumping on the sofa, back and forth from one arm to the other (because the middle was lava, obviously)

Misjudged it and ended up going headfirst off the end into a china cabinet next to it, glass doors and all - I ended up missing the first month of school, 32 stitches and basically half a Glasgow smile to show for it, I’m told it looks very cool

“Clarence, I have a slight headache”

“Me too, Geoffrey”

Conversely, spotted this recently

NGL I kinda forgot about rugby, fair point

Europeans: call a game where you kick ball with foot “football”

Americans: call a game where you throw ball with hands “football”

One of these makes more sense to me… :p

Beaney museum in Canterbury

Sometimes more than one 🤮

Turns out it’s a lot harder to do this with a whale

Why not Zoidberg?

(V)(,;,;,)(V)

H O N K

“Okay honey get inside the cuck fridge”

Welcome to one of the big unsolved problems in physics

Looks like it yeah, found other seals in the sealbarrow on their Twitter

When I started this company, I had only two things - a dream, and six million pounds

T̸͎͇̠̳͉͎̀̈́̀̽h̶̗̃̔́̈́̋i̴̳̖͖̗̬͙̣͇̊̀̎͂̈́̾̑̃͜͝ͅs̶̛͎͛̅̆̽́͊̎̈́̚ ̸̧̼͕̣͚̩͑̆o̵̞̥̺̳̼̅̓̈͆̕ṇ̵͚̳̓̇̆̆̊̄̚̚ȅ̴̳̰͖̜̝̪͔͈̑̀̀̅̒̄̔̚

There’s one missing hole, a tiny bit right of the centre of the image

In the UK you can’t even buy that many at once 😆 without a prescription at least - paracetamol and ibuprofen are usually 16 per pack and they don’t let you buy more than one of each

Most of the major newspapers (this is from a UK perspective but I’d imagine they’re accessible in other places) have a live news page for big developing news stories - the BBC site is probably a good unbiased-ish one