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Yeah. I grew up near one of Germany’s largest open-pit lignite mines. Had a tour of the mighty Bagger 293 as a kid and was allowed to touch some coal.
Yeah. I grew up near one of Germany’s largest open-pit lignite mines. Had a tour of the mighty Bagger 293 as a kid and was allowed to touch some coal.
I’m going to give you the only name you spelled right on this list! Max Power
You can make the command line meming tool even more obscure: echo "How CLI memers look at GUI memers" | convert -background transparent -fill black -font Liberation-Sans -pointsize 24 label:@- twilight-snobs.png -gravity center -composite jpeg:- | curl -F "file=@-;filename=meme.jpg" "$(sed -n 's/^UPLOAD_URL=//p' config.env)"
The little aquatic drone that could
With my first prepaid phone in Germany texts did cost 0.49 € per text. So I did not use them super often. Years later around 2011 that price had decreased to 0.15€ and I was texting friends a lot during uni. Around the same time me and my friends got our first smartphones with contracts for 30-40€ per month that included a small bit of data (below 1Gb). Texts still did cost 0.15€, but the data for a WhatsApp message was in the low kilobytes. So a lot of people switched to WhatsApp
Wahrscheinlich sind diese Anreize bei einer Spanne von 4ct zwischen Minimal und Maximalstundenlohn eher zweitrangig.
Bigfoot is real. The only problem is he’s no cryptid monkey or something but only a very unkempt hairy and fat Reddit mod. He also has a post history about his cum tree.
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How many Duncan Idahos can you need
But starving for information?
Just wait till your child rips and tears through your partner’s vagina
Great, but not enough people with their dicks out to be a beverage container from ancient Greece
I did also learn that squirrels can engage in autofelatio as form of masturbation. Thanks french-german art and science TV
European Technology firms also fucked this up really hard. Philipps created ASML, NXP and had a founding 25% share in TSMC, but managed to win nothing from it. Due to Philipps short-sighted management none of these great wins in the semiconductor industry benefited the company at all and all three firms are now completly spum out and worth way more than Philipps. The TSMC share alone is now worth much more than Philipps Market Cap.
Protip: If they have a lava lamp instead, you can take the lava lamp bottle out, unscrew the bottle cap and drink some lava lamp fluid.
Na you have large population centers where a lot of alarm clocks go off at exactly 7am. The same people fall asleep over a longer interval of time the night before.
The chord was exactly the right one to evoke the “Oh shit, there’s a bear in my house”-vibes
Roll over Bearthoven
Deutschlands jüngster Achtzigjähriger halt