Lmao that’s not how any of this works

People buy iPhones bruh

What if they respond with something twice as bad

Is the current president and former vice president capable of being president… tough question.

Just build ur own os from binary, its barely an inconveniance

Its a referance to a greentext from yesterday

My uncle went to job core to become a security guard and they oc sprayed him.

Im autistic

Haha, divorce bad, domestic abuse charges go brrr

Didn’t rob the kitchen a couple minutes. They did their job. And in this case, they may get to take home extra food that they otherwise wouldn’t have been able to. They literally get paid extra at the resteraunts dime

Tut was grey?

If that came out it seems like it would kill the idea of federated servers running lemmy

I thought Lemmy was open source? So we would definitely know if shadowbanning was a thing?

Besides that, anyone who runs their own instance would definitely know about shadow banning if it were an option, yeah?

Yeah, I would definitely be down with that. The only thing I really want out of a relationship is snuggles because sleeping alone feels so… empty.

Only minor note is that I’ve been in relationships before where, for reasons beyond my control, I was unable to make an income. It doesn’t matter to me whether I’m the “breadwinner”, but not being able to financially support my other at all was horrible. I don’t know if that’s universal for guys but I would imagine mostly yes.

I wish someone would drive-by compliment me with “nice cock bro”

I’m paying this comment from a 20$ Walmart phone

He won’t and probably not. The only way he will order a nuclear strike is if Russia is about to be dissolved or if he is about to be overthrown. Unless Russians financial situation gets a LOT worse, there is no risk of Russia dissolving, as Ukraine is not seeking to invade. Putin will not be overthrown unless he dramatically steps up conscription and starts targeting oligarchs families as conscription possibilities. He knows that to do so would be suicide.

In either scenario, once it has reached that point Putin will have pissed off literally every single person that matters and they would have no reason to listen to him.

Insert guy holding a butterfly “Is this hamas?” meme

I don’t smoke anymore but when I did id smoke in the morning to wake me up and then smoke at night to put me to bed. I really have no idea how it worked but it did.

Not different strains either, the exact same bag.

What if you half die

If a male gets grossed out by the idea of wearing pink, that’s toxic masculinity. It’s ok to have preferences, like I don’t like the color pink" but to be actively repulsed by it shows you have a fear of being emasculated. You have a fear that you might be seen as “not a manly man”

Other examples include being repulsed by rainbows, being afraid of showing your feelings/crying, being afraid of gay people, etc.

Good thing to have are: being willing to have a discussion without trying to “win”, get angry or disregard the other person’s opinion. Having women friends that you aren’t trying to fuck. Having hobbies that are fun, and that you’re willing to talk about because they make you excited, without trying to monetize them.