I’ll certainly keep an eye out for them. Thanks.
I’ll certainly keep an eye out for them. Thanks.
Golden delicious apples. I don’t even consider others, although tbf, their taste does vary a little, depending on where I bought them.
In Cockney rhyming slang, the second half of the rhyme is mostly left off. In this case, the second half is left off and the first half is shortened.
Berkley Hunt = Cunt
LocalSend is the dogs bollocks!
…with a baseball bat covered in nails. Rusty nails.
I can go on for a while…
Yeah, you could, but you’re gonna need some of these: ,
This is how I do it. I plan checkout as I put stuff in the cart. Heavy/hard/non-crushables at the back, squashables at the front and delicates in the baby seat. Makes loading the conveyor belt a breeze.
50 Ways to leave your lover with a boner And I love her with a boner Another day in paradise with a boner Bad bad boy with a boner
That is how apes open bananas too.
Not that I’m implying anything of course.
When driving don’t be nice, be predictable.
Eg.: If you are on the priority road, drive - don’t be nice and slow down to let someone in from a side road. That’s how you get rear-ended.
It’s pronounced ex-spouse . . . Wait, what was the question again?
I understand lots of the words in this post, but there are many that tell me I wouldn’t get Linux up and running on any of my laptops or PC.
no other chocolate spread tastes nearly as good
That’s because it isn’t a chocolate spread, but rather a nut and nougat spread.
Wow, you’re old!
Well, I retire next year so, yeah, I’m that too.
Amateur. I’ve been using Firefox since Netscape Navigator.
but noone will come after you if you (as a common citizen) download pirated movies or software.
As an EU ‘common’ citizen in Germany, I can assure you that you most certainly will be gone after for downloading any and all copyrighted material.
A single episode of a TV series once cost me 1500€ when I forgot to activate my VPN.
But you shouldn’t be at sea without a VPN either, that’s just asking to get a letter from some lawyer claiming to work for some movie theatre or other, so just open your VPN and watch your paid subscription as normal.
Was a time when these lyrics would have been the top comment to this question. Now they linger at the bottom.
We who know must be getting fewer.