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We are so deeply gerrymandered, it’s maddening
We are so deeply gerrymandered, it’s maddening
Works every time until it doesn’t
Turning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.
That’s how I read that
The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them
Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut
If incest was good enough for Noah and his family, it’s good enough for you
Based on my recent failings: apparently hitting a little white ball into a hole.
If a woman can produce a baby in nine months, 9 women should be able to deliver a baby in one month.
I read ATACMS as Attack 'Ems
Algae-covered sloths are about as close as you get.
Man, there are surfers who’ve never caught a wave that big
It’s obviously superior to FAT31
As will Apple refusing to change a chat bubble color. Let’s fix both.
You must be a toaster
Reporter: And how do you feel about this?
Me, A Gen Xer: Ehh… whatever
You go get your side hustle on, player!
No. There are too many people on this planet.
Weirdly none. Music distracts me from what I am doing.
LinuX