I actually thought those were some kind of chocolate cakes or something.

Don’t worry. He remembers it, so you don’t have to.

Fellas, is it gay to eat healthy?

They probably mean the hard drive has 10 platters, each containing at least 3TB.

Just look at these losers.

Short version: No.

Long version: Nooooooo.

Lol this reads like a 4chan greentext.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Why are they putting on fake fur?