Yeah, I go through about 40ish books a year because I can listen while driving. I actually like it better because I can ask my car for a word definition or check a date or whatever.

“Disney took the popular comedian Jimmy Kimmel off-air after he joked about it,”

No. Kimmel ragged on trump and maga but did not joke about kirk. Stop the gaslighting.

Maybe but I have chronic lower back pain and the best stretch I do is cobra. Its done while prone but very similar form to this guy. Say what you will about opioid addiction but I bet the first guy has trouble in the morning getting loose and moving freely that the second guy doesn’t.

Mine says it doesn’t accept messages and to please text me if its important.

I had one client that caused that. He’d call after work hours and leave seemingly endless messages about nothing almost daily. So I let my mailbox fill up and changed my outgoing message. Its been close to 4 years and my mailbox is still full of his rambling.

I’m that neighbor thats really, really into Halloween. My whole family is. We do a pretty big yard thing every year and this year we had the scene change every week to tell a bigger story. On Halloween handing out candy and goodies, everyone was stoked and wanted to stop and say how rad it was and how much fun it was to watch over the course of the month. Except one person. She just kept on going about how I should charge people to see it. Dude, first and foremost, I’m not going to make one of the few things I find true joy in doing another goddamned chore. Also, how the fuck would I keep people from just looking at my front yard? How do you expect me to manage that?

One good thing came of it though, after her insistence again and again I told her the only practical way to charge admition would be to do an actual walk through haunted house in my back yard. So the neighbors and fam and I are going to do just that. But for free because fuck that. I might charge her a dollar though because I’m super petty.

You Don’t Mess Around With Jim by Jim Croce isn’t directly about him but does give good advice on treating this wardrobe with respect.

I think probably none of the details matter, I just hope someone said it about one of those two guys.

“The “what pantyhose did to finger-fuckin’” quote, meanwhile, was supposedly said by Waylon Jennings about Garth Brooks, as part of an international country music beef of the decade previous.”

https://medium.com/@livinglifefearless/is-the-long-rumored-toby-keith-vs-kris-kristofferson-story-true-5f76db52ddd3

Kristofferson was saying it about Kieth but his quote (reportedly) was

“You know what Waylon Jennings said about guys like him?” he whispered.

I shook my head.

“They’re doin’ to country music what pantyhose did to finger-fuckin’.”

Jennings was (reportedly) talking about Brooks.

Love your name. Buddy of mine said if I was ever a magician my name would be The Great Sarcasmo.

Yeah, the holidays bring it out in me.

Oh dude, yes! And stabbed to death by a little girl at the end.

I helped win that.

About drinking- If you think you’re talking normal, you’re sluring. If you think you’re sluring, you’re not speaking human.

From a keyboardist in a band- have a good time, all the time

From Billy Idol - Too much is never enough (though I did have to unlearn this latter in life and get into treatment. Still, fun while it lasted)

Don’t write anything down you don’t want everyone to read.

Because Mario recognizes a good time when he sees one and isn’t a dick enough to not invite everyone because of a little personal beef.

Communication skills (aka bullshittery) I’m a finish carpenter and project manager so its my job to figure out what my boss thinks the client wants, what the client actually wants, what the fuck the architect is talking about, whatever the interior designer thinks they do, and translate it into usable language to get my carpenters to build it and make everyone think it was their idea that was the best.

If she’d get a decent keyboard with good wrist support, shed have a better time.

I’m torn here. On the one hand, I hope it happens asap. On the other, I hope it hurts a lot and takes a long time and just hurts more and more.

I didn’t watch it but I was hoping for a Budd Dwyer moment.

I like Librewolf on my PC. It shuts down a bunch of stuff right off he bat.

I’m looking for some recommendations for android devices.