Wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper, too?

Ah yes, Hitler Youth 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Q lecturing Bond about bringing the army home in one piece because he can’t possibly understand how much it cost to assemble

Gotta hire someone to shit your pants for you. Always Be Grinding

WHY’D YOU PUT THE PHASER ON THE TABLE?

More like a haymaker.

My stack is about to overflow.

Pee is stored in the balls.

Then remember immediately the next time you get in the shower. Vicious cycle.

This guy can vote and drive.

“I’ll take ‘Duh’ for $200, Alex.”

Like perfection, revenge is not achieved in a day, and the Japanese know patience well. All the world had to do was wait for the United States to start eating itself alive, and here we are. He’s probably toasting some sake to our plight as we speak.

Fly high, moot. Be free.

sigh, that settles that then. More blood will be spilt before any of this comes to an end. Shame, shame on all of us for allowing this to pass. May God have mercy on us all.

Great. Just peachy.

Something something Black Moth Super Rainbow

Why give a shit when you can get bailed out? It’s almost like you can be carefree when you’re on corporate welfare. What’s wild is what you feel like you can try when you have a safety net.

What an absolute moron.

MEMETIC HAZARD DETECTED. PLEASE EVACUATE THE INSTANCE.

Shoegaze 4 lyfe.