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  • I suspect what you are calling a wire transfer is not actually the same thing as a SWIFT network wire transfer

    That’s absolutely possible. Whenever I’m researching how to move moneys, I find that there’s a bit of a language barrier. When I say “wire transfer”, I’m trying to communicate a scheme by which I instruct my local bank to reduce the number of Euros in my bank account and somehow instruct the recipient’s bank to increase the number of Euros in the recipient’s bank account by the same amount. Specifically, I’m trying to communicate that there is no credit involved here. No end-of-moth balancing of a credit account, no sending money I don’t actually have.

    I think what I mean is the “SEPA Instant Credit Transfer” as Wikipedia describes it (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_Euro_Payments_Area#SEPA_Instant_Credit_Transfer). I am aware that this cannot possibly work with banks outside of SEPA. And these are also free-of-charge, as I said:

    Since 2009 the European Union Regulation No 924/2009 […] regulation Article 1 […] states that an IBAN/BIC transfer within Single Euro Payments Area (SEPA) must not cost more than a national transfer […]. As of 2022, most European banks do not charge private customers for SEPA transfers

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wire_transfer#European_Union










    • Last time I checked, Github required a credit card for its paid stuff.
    • PayPal is a privacy nightmare. LiberaPay does accept the usual SEPA wire transfers and debit collects, but only if the recipient accepts them, too.
    • Patreon only accepts credit cards or PayPal.
    • Crypto… is crypto
    • Polar only accepts credit cards and whatever the hell „Cash App Pay” is.

    I have access to none of these options, except SEPA iff Bottles accepts it.

    I have a feeling that fundraisers would get a lot more funding if they weren’t so US-centric. I’m German. I don’t need a goddamn credit card. I have money. And I don’t want some private company snooping through my accounts.








  • Look at the last table in my original post. It contains 26 columns (A–Z), some of which are not shown, and 27 rows (blank–Z). There are 27 rows and 26 columns, regardless of the contents of the table. If the top-left cell (A, blank) were a 1 and (B, blank) were a 2, then (Z, blank) would contain a 26, and ZZ would contain a 702. Nothing about the layout of that table changes.

    To summarize: The table will always be lopsided, if you start counting at 0 or at 1.




  • I have been able to outsource low level parsing to third party libraries

    Hahaha!!!

    Today I watched a Java server crash because a library decided it needed more than 3GB of heap space to read a 10MB file. That was after manually removed background colors from around 100,000 cells, which apparently caused the parser to create even more objects in its internal representation of the sheet.