Best sea shanty simulator of all time

Unironically I would not know whether to cheer or boo

Almost commented that he looks like a baby here

… I guess now I have

And he looks so fresh-faced and unweathered by the shitstorm of an American election year in this photo!

Who would you honestly vote for who can win and stop the genocide?

Death cult

War is peace.

The plural is just dildos

Brain dead take

It’s the rich flavour you get from puddles that dogs crave

Because “the left” is a set of principles not a group of people?

:.|:;

My head canon is that this slips his mind, until his next attempt, and then he informs the world once more.

Read to the tune of Sk8er boi by Avril Lavigne

Oh I got it, but then, I wasn’t schooled in America

There was a period of about a century where temps were lower across Europe called the little ice age. Don’t know if any of these portraits fall in that time frame tho

Bugs bunny is the most celebrated drag performer in American history

Their user name is making me wonder if they’re a very subtle and clever novelty account

Your confidence is not warranted

A sandwich can be a thousand different dishes if you get creative