He’s just trying to ass her a question

What is a “hockey” anyway

I also love how whenever I do a search on Google on my phone I get reminded to use the Google app, or to download chrome, or some other “use our platform please” nag message that only goes away for 24 hours when I tell it to fuck off.

My Windows automatically read these instructions from my screen and I died!

A little bit of Gennifer’s what I need

A little bit of Hillary is what I see

What if we sent so much food that the hoarders couldn’t hoard it all? Just a metric assload of food. Eventually food is so cheap and plentiful the hoarders give up.

DNS? DNS.

Pork rinds? Pork rinds.

12 years is just right for pedobear

oh no! is the ground ok?

I had a Chevy S10 without power steering and man steering that thing at low speeds was such a bitch (such as when you’re trying to do a three point turn). You get a real workout every time you drive. So grateful power steering is in all cars nowadays.

Supreme Court to overturn in an emergency unsigned opinion in 3…2…1…

IMO they will not ever make ads with your family’s faces because it will turn people off. Instead, they will make a fake AI family just like your family that you can relate to but won’t realize is actually supposed to be you. That is what they do now with their targeted demos but there’s only so many ads you can make the traditional way. AI will enable making hundreds of variations of the same ad.

And get bit up by mosquitoes coming out at dawn? No sir

I used to think “rigid” meant “covered in ridges,” like a serrated knife. Was years before anyone corrected me…

You’re lucky if it’s just from last year

I didn’t realize it was about Garfield until now, lol. My eyes glazed over the rest of the paragraph when I assumed it was about Trump.

Sex cauldron?! I thought they shut that place down!

Assert dominance, drink all the water you want and piss yourself. Keep the floor for weeks.

Can we like, throw the meat away instead of eating it? Prime Bezos meat cuts don’t sound terribly appetizing