Even in Britain, the slow lane on two-human-wide escalators is on the right. It confounds me.
Even in Britain, the slow lane on two-human-wide escalators is on the right. It confounds me.
I’m so fucking sorry that I’m laughing so hard at 4:30am but dad was not playing with guntimidation and also wheelchair-bound and motionless. But I choose to believe you.
It gives say-no-to-me-or-any-other-male-in-my-fam-and-we’ll-dump-acid-on-you vibes
Don’t shake them too hard or they stretch. But hang everything absofuckinglutely immediately after they’re outta the washer or dryer. Like rn.
More Kitboga is the one true faith but I didn’t want to scare newcomers away.
At least a couple of Kitboga’s calls have originated in India, but all the characters he plays are as upstanding as they come. Except for this one time at Dave & Buster’s. Kit:
I twist my ankle on a stone and I’m like “how many racing stripes on my coffin?” or at least “will my wheelchair have OnStar?”
Oh wow just like Turkish. Probably little sexism in Indonesia and none in Turkey, right?
Correct. Jealous, resentful people making fun of other people for having sex. Tale as old as time.
It says right there from 11.00 to 11.01 but somehow I’m the bad guy for seeing a difference of 1
Alpine Linux? Hells yes. Actively. Super small. Does its job extremely well.
Now’s your chance. Ask for a little more than what you want while there’s time.
a psychologist . . . told him stamp-collecting was a ridiculous hobby
I have a teensy suspicion that this is not exactly what the doctor said.
This is super refreshing to outsiders.
Reminds me a little of France. While France has a reputation in the US for being full of snobs and elitists, the French I know might be the first to complain about how awful France is (with an exception for their amazing food and the fashion, both of which, they absolutely are elitist about).
I’ve never literally spit my food out before. I will never tire of Wikipedia tables of contents.
Just made it up. Like what would Hitler be euphemistically referring to as an “out-of-state tag”.
A swing. And a miss. On my part.
This makes me morally and physically gag
Euthanasia is more humane than a lot of ancient humans’ last couple years.