Petrichor.

Anakin/Padme 4 panel meme:

Anakin (Canada): I’m creating a powerful financial crimes unit

Padme: To combat financial crime, right?

Anakin (Ontario): …

Padme: …right?

Get a second device, host a game on one of them, and play together with him. When he’s ready to solo he can start his own local game, and later you guys can start a server for longer term plans.

Add some pontoons and call it a day.

I’d rather people use this than reuse the same password everywhere.

No accessibility options in the captcha? I guess they don’t care about people with vision disability.

Just use main. I’m not bothered by either, but I’m not in the demographic that would be bothered by master, so I use main and STFU. It takes way less effort to switch to main (if you haven’t already) than to come up with all this rhetoric about why master shouldn’t trigger people.

English version is Found On Road Dead.

Drug dealing operation. Like those pizza places where you order an unusual topping combination (e.g. anchovies and chocolate sauce) and the pizza box comes with a kilo of cocaine.

El Chombo - Chacarron.

That’s the point where I go back and edit the first parenthesized block to be separated by a comma, semicolon, or dash, make it a separate sentence, or convert the inner parenthesis to a footnote.

Use normal chalk and then cover it with that water repellent spray?

Sink enough money into lava chicken paraphernalia for the child to instantly lose all interest in it.

Transcoding video for streaming.

Spinning backwards worked in Superman!

So like Star Wars?

Simon Tatham’s puzzle game collection.

“By your powers combined, I’m Captain Gull!”

No, that’d be a fancygull. A landgull would be a rat.

“Let’s make a show about monster trucks!”

“Yeahhhh dude! But the main character needs a tagline, what should it be?”

/lighting a fat one “Hehehehe… how about ‘let’s blaze!’?”

“Hehehe… duuuuude… hehuehuehehe…”