remember when shit not working was abnormal and would tank a product so they’d test shit and ensure it had basic functionality?

pre-software days… they were a thing

king turd of shitpost mountain. huzzah

NPR has this wonderful story about a dog who loved to suck on toads. Like, crying laughing.

https://www.npr.org/2006/10/24/6376594/the-dog-who-loved-to-suck-on-toads

dude you could throw a rock in a middle school and do better.

yup. and the camera is… look if it’s gonna be another ouya. but with a camera. bleh

hrm. times change. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Z-aVQtN1eBA

in the beginning there was /.

in the end, /. will cover the big crunch.

only then will people appreciate cmdrtaco’s gift to humanity

how? when so much of the shit out there is political.

junkies have been doing junkie things for sure. the fold is something unique; have seen heroin addicts, meth addicts and other kinds but never seen them fold themselves in half while staying upright. they do it for so long it leads to serious muscle issues in the lower spine. https://sfist.com/2024/07/17/doctors-and-users-explain-why-fentanyl-users-are-slouched-over-so-often/

Fentanyl Fold

saw a guy stumble into traffic bent over like this. they’re just conscious enough to stay upright but have no idea where the fuck they are or what’s happening around them. shit is horrible.

yeah but that’s imperial.

agree, it’s depressing that such a part of my childhood is basically… moneygrubbing

E - exit, but if not, Excretor

I - innards

J - junk

K - krud

N - nincompoop

Y - yarvinhole

'tis a lovely place

neither, just wondered if it was real.

it’s a silly ass design for a wallet imho

Yeah great work you stumpy fingered vague dickface, you finally did it.

0-100?

pfft, fucking amateur. I’m easily at level 7000, on the metric antagonalytical scale.

Which is like 13,231.9 imperial.

TY! finally someone with a link

show us a picture then. or reply when people ask you what it is with a name and brand.

of course people think you’re full of shit when you don’t reply to them with anything but vague bullshit

dude owns the yacht manufacturer. lots of people can own yachts. he owns the shipyard that makes the yachts.