Wait, so the original Rift is useless? Like, I can finally toss it out and stop trying to sell it to someone?

Bro remember the top-down GTA games?! Those were legit.

Yeah that’s what I’ve done. I’ve gotten very picky about which apps I allow to notify me of things. A week or two of turning off all the ones you don’t want and your phone gets quiet real quick.

I can only imagine that they’re offering it to me because my account is like 15 years old… Either that, or I have about 200k post karma and 100k comment karma. (Not big numbers compared to karma whores, but still more than your average user).

Lol they’re trying to sell me shares at “pre-ipo prices”.

I asked if they have any puts available… So far no reply…

Man there’s something about talking on a cell phone that makes me feel like I have to yell, and thus, hate talking on them.

As I remember land lines, they never felt that way.

Sounds like it’s time for me to actually log back in and delete all my old posts. I’ve been putting that off for too long.

RoboRock FTW

Ok fair enough

I’d be happy if it just stopped crashing constantly

Yep beware, any time a company you do business with sends you a letter saying something like,

“Good news! (Our old company name) is now (new company name)!”

You’re about to get fucked.

This is starting to sound a little too slavery-y…

Finally, I’m inside my wife.

I've never understood the "slim" thing console makers have been doing.

"Behold! Our latest game system!"

six months later

"Behold! The system we should have made in the first place!"

The left: clearly and succinctly points out another example of Republican hypocrisy.

The right: "LOLZ the left can't meme."

I bought factorio like two years ago and haven’t brought myself to start playing it because I know what will happen.

I just can’t spare to put off everything on my to-do list for the next 2-6 months while I fall completely into the rabbit hole.

I learned my lesson with Kerbal Space Program.

I was thinking about setting up a jellyfin server that could be publicly accessible from a domain I own. Something like jellyfin.neocamel.com, which would point to my jellyfin server on my home windows PC, but it sounds like that opens up some pretty serious security concerns.

Oh no according to tiktok (so you know it’s true), he was saying itsumi, which is apparently Japanese for “Super”.

I haven’t been a huge Google fan lately, but I can say that mobile hotspot is included in my Google Fi plan.

https://www.kkr.com/our-firm/team

Is it just me, or do all of those faces look AI-generated?