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People will see this and just think “Cowabunga”
red_sock@lemmy.mlto
Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Got tired of React… so I tried going back to COBOL
2·12 days agoAh yes, the CHAD stack!
red_sock@lemmy.mlto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Picture of elongated people with their arms raised in happiness
4·12 days agoMe: Doctor, what is wrong with me?
Doctor: You need to get laid.
I’m afraid I just federated myself
I’m imagining Trump standing in a shit trench, looking confused.
Maybe not the load bearing drywall, but a flight of stairs leading down to a window you’d easily crash out of if you tripped and the fire hazard of the innumerable outlets in the kitchen were at best questionable in terms of safety.
red_sock@lemmy.mlto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•This sentence just started a moment ago and now it's already over!
4·20 days agoYet here I am, able to restart it over and over again.
red_sock@lemmy.mlto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I don't know if this is AI. I hope it is though. I hope that bothers you.
7·20 days agoHo… hold it. Hold it just a little longer…
She seems a lot happier next to him.
*“no, this is patrick”
red_sock@lemmy.mlto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The worst Italian mobster names you can think of
3·27 days ago
spoiler
Frankie the Squealer
Are you prepared to rescue and reconstruct it when it goes down in
lavaflames, though?
red_sock@lemmy.mltoData is Beautiful@lemmy.world•Number of U.S. Federal Employees (1960-2026)English
4·1 month agoConsidering they occur in regular intervals, I would guess census workers.
red_sock@lemmy.mlto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•me when girls (i love women in my mouth)
15·1 month agoI can’t believe France has developed trains that run on biomass!
First of all, it’s not true. It’s not true that John Oliver fucked a couch. So if you have any proof that John Oliver fucked a couch stop gossiping and go right to the police with it.
You should have…
checked your posting.

Red read fasta? Ork now write red!