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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • Get a dehumidifier.

    Ensure ceiling fan rotation is switched on summer mode.

    Bag of ice in the freezer to chew on and always have in a drink. Ice trays are no good.

    Waterhole.

    Office job.

    Keeping lights off/low can be psychologically “cooler” for some.

    Bed with wet hair or damp towel will help sleep faster.

    Wash regularly to scrub “ick” layer and keep fresh skin on top.

    Pub.

    Ice pack vests. Can DIY. Fucking amazing.

    Sit around in your undies and pretend you love it and eventually you do.










  • You shall make no idols to yourselves; and you shall not set up for yourselves graven images, or a memorial pillar. And you shall not set up any image of stone in your land in order to bow down to it. For I am Jehovah your God.

    He went pretty ape shit about the golden cow—as believable any part of that story goes. Catholics seem to be all about idoloc knick-knacks and getting all stabby and controlling over them… Like, the opposite of what a Christian is meant to do.







  • Scammers abroad: Troll with randomness. Laugh at inappropriate times. Nod at them while making the eating food gesture. Randomly start pointing down a street like you’re trying to give directions but just shrug. Pick a random sports team name and say, “Gooooo EAGLES!” while nodding and dancing. Basically pick some random thing, pretend they said it, and you’re going along with it.

    If they’re pointing to friendship braclets, you say “9 o’clock.” even though it’s 1:30. If they keep doing it, you just laugh, nod, and clap.

    My favourite is pretending I’m deaf and making up signing. When they start gesturing, I repeat the gesture in shock. When they nod, I act disgusted like they’re sick in the head.

    They will very quickly move on since you’re a waste of time. The more awkward you make it, the better, especially if you’re drawing looks from others.



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    toLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldhere we go
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    9 days ago

    I think it’s worse here.

    Reddit

    “The grass is blue.”

    “No, the grass is green. Here is a source.”

    “Oh.”

    Lemmy

    “The grass is blue.”

    “No, the grass is green. Here is a source.”

    “Bro, your own source says it’s the chemicals in grass that make it green LOL.”

    “That’s correct.”

    “So you think just because it appears green from the chemicals, it’s green?”

    “Yes. It’s certainly not blue.”

    “Actually without the chemicals it would be translucent which would be reflective of the sky, making it blue like how the ocean does.”

    “Sure. Except there’s chemicals that make it green instead.”

    “I don’t see how you’re not understanding how stupid that is. It’s not the grass that’s green.”

    “And in your analogy it’s not the grass that’s blue.”

    “You clearly don’t understand science and I pity you. I won’t waste any more of my time. Good day, sir.”

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