Is that the one with the eye?

That was awesome.

Let Vivec go!

Big ears!

Are the “good guys” still kaiju? I mean, I know the good monsters are still kaiju. But is, like, Ultraman a kaiju?

Phantom time conspiracies are my favorite kind of dumbass conspiracies.

To load the gun. Pay attention!

Though apparently only forms because of a fungus!

I’ll have to look into that idea! Honestly I never even imagined that these were even vaguely related to actual Chinese desserts; I entirely assumed they were just Western cake ideas, but impossibly cheap.

Like the pizza that’s always on those burgers. Even less authentic than the rest of the stuff, and somehow cheaper tasting than even Cici’s. (Not knocking the restaurants for that; gotta have something for the picky kids.)

God I love that movie.

It’s inane to say “always has.” You can easily make the point that they’ve become pretty damn shitty, though.

They are even known to be able to perform this on two chicks at the same time

There is absolutely no possible way this was a coincidence, and I applaud it.

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