Smuuthbrane

Metal is also elastic.

But that doesn’t mean metal is plastic or elastic in terms of material type, just the English sucks.

Ever tried turning the handle up?

This is the Stoic Father.

Want my mother’s maiden name and my favourite pet’s name too?

Reputation in industry. If they’re viewed as crap, your degree could actually hurt you in the job market.

First year residence guarantee. Unless you’re commuting from home, see who guarantees first year residence. Depending on the city, housing could be hard to come by.

Related: distance between housing and your lecture halls. If there’s multiple campuses, make sure your housing is near the one you’ll be at.

Co-op. If applicable, you want this.

There is a non-zero number of people that do this. I’ve seen the evidence of this myself.

Wait, Stellantis? The hodgepodge collection of like 15 different brands that is currently headquartered in Europe, and has formed a JV with Leapmotor to do all their EV stuff? Lobbying FTW I guess.

Spaghettananas is bugs.

I’m busy that day.

He came from the deep ocean, and nobody thinks he’s just the absolute master at treading water?? SMDH

Technically, a military surplus store could be considered a second hand store. What militaries use berets that could be considered “raspberry” in colour?

Light switch covers. One could be a face, and the switch is the nose.

Planets (half, anyway) that you mount on your ceiling or wall.

There’s just too many good ideas, and it’s hard to say what would be coolest without knowing you.

Not saying it isn’t, but the term “swim diaper” doesn’t manage expectations very well.

Swim diapers are disgusting. Unlike real diapers that absorb and catch all manner of tiny human waste, swim diapers are just turd filters. Everything else gets through. Source: I have kids.

Data, fully functional.

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Weird Al Rulovich

You don’t already?!??

Wow, how did I miss that??

You’re using logic in a situation where someone has to pee badly.