Many art museums have recorded guides for kids. The one I went to the other day also gave kids the opportunity to paint their own paintings based on subjects (skulls, vases, fruit etc) the painter of the main exhibition (Césanne) used.

Google auto dubs. Aaaaaaargh.

I got married at 40. Parents, siblings, 3 friends. We had a blast.

I have about 30 friends, but they’re all over the world. These 3 friends lived where we got married.

I have a large family, but why would I want to waste money (for both them and me) inviting them to a huge event during which I probably won’t get to talk to them because there are so many people?

My only printed shirt is purple and has a unicorn on it. Does that count?

Women in the menopause. They aren’t just low on oestrogen and progesterone but also on testosterone.

I know a second hand shop that sells them.

Pill bugs used to eat the apples on my tree. Everyone says that’s not possible but it absolutely is.

Sea glass. I have a bunch of jars with it from all over the world.

Yes. They want you to be apathetic.

They’ll start getting killed by “forest wardens”. They’ve been killing other birds of prey too. It’s shocking how few birds of prey you see in Britain.

Thanks for reminding me I forgot to block you.

Southern Poland? It’s not been discovered by the masses yet.

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Anyway, pay more attention at school.

Shit (and menopause) happens. Time for post it notes.

I’d say tell her to write it down, but my MIL always writes them down wrong.

My dad hasn’t installed banking on his phone. He also doesn’t know the password for his email and his phone logged him out. So what happens when his credit card is declined for a b&b he’s booked and (after calling him) they send him a link to arrange a bank transfer, but he’s only logged in on the tablet he doesn’t have with him?

🥴

She’ll have the crash of all crashes.

Aldi and Lidl.

Most doctors don’t take it seriously.