Well yeah, but that’s assuming their pollster quality metric is actually good. Without knowing the result, who’s to say that previously reputable pollsters weren’t “bought” this cycle. With the billionaire interest and dark money floating around, why not?
Polls are shit, go vote!
It’s because right-wing pollsters are flooding the landscape with fudged polls. They’re literally all liars, why do we trust their polling methodologies. Seems to me they’re just setting up for the eventual loss so they can point to this polling during the Steal 2.0.
Because GOP will politicize anything?
Did they ever fix cross-platform invites?
Genre: Financial Management Simulator
Developer: Intuit Inc.
Platform: PC, Mac, Mobile
ESRB Rating: E for Everyone (Mild Financial Peril)
In the vast landscape of gaming, few titles dare to venture into the treacherous realm of personal finance. Enter TurboTax, the groundbreaking simulator that turns the daunting task of filing taxes into an edge-of-your-seat adventure. With its annual releases rivaling the consistency of sports franchises, TurboTax continues to push the boundaries of what we consider “gameplay.”
TurboTax throws players into the deep end of the US tax code, challenging them to navigate a labyrinth of forms, schedules, and deductions. The game’s primary mechanic revolves around data entry, but don’t let that fool you – each keystroke could mean the difference between a hefty refund or a gut-wrenching audit.
The difficulty curve is steep, with early levels easing players in with simple W-2 forms before ramping up to the boss battles of itemized deductions and capital gains. The “Audit Defense” DLC adds an extra layer of strategy, allowing players to prepare for potential post-game challenges.
While TurboTax won’t be winning any awards for its visual fidelity, the UI design is clean and intuitive. The soothing blue color palette seems designed to calm players as they face the stress of potential miscalculations.
The soundtrack is minimal, mostly consisting of the rhythmic clicking of keyboard keys and the occasional sigh of relief (or despair) from the player. The satisfying “cha-ching” sound effect when discovering a new deduction is particularly addictive.
TurboTax offers unprecedented replayability, with the game world resetting every calendar year to provide fresh challenges. Players can look forward to new tax laws and updated forms, ensuring that no two playthroughs are ever the same.
Like many modern games, TurboTax includes a range of microtransactions. Players can opt for the base “Free Edition” or upgrade to premium versions for access to more complex questlines and exclusive features. The “Audit Risk Meter” powerup is a popular purchase among hardcore players.
TurboTax may not be for the faint of heart, but for those seeking a unique challenge in resource management and data analysis, it offers an unparalleled experience. The sense of accomplishment upon successfully filing your taxes is comparable to defeating a final boss in more conventional RPGs.
While it may lack the flashy graphics and intense action sequences of AAA titles, TurboTax compensates with deep strategy and real-world consequences. It’s a niche title, to be sure, but one that has carved out its own dedicated fanbase in the gaming world.
Score: 8/10
“A thrilling dive into the world of personal finance that somehow makes number-crunching feel like an epic quest.”
Of course not, sometimes it really is just corpo bs, don’t use their app if it’s such an issue for you.
Yup, this is important for certain apps with a high security bar. Surprised at all the downvotes.
The important distinction though is that Walz is nowhere close to an SF-style liberal
This is the way
Well said, thank you. I decided not to feed the troll any more.
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As a Russian speaking Ukrainian from eastern Ukraine, a sincere fuck you is sent your way.
Just because we were raised speaking russian doesn’t mean any of this shit is ok.
I see you chose the double down
“We’re not walking away from Israel’s security,” the Democratic president continued. “We’re walking away from Israel’s ability to wage war in those areas.”
The title alone makes it sound worse than the full context of what he said
No u
Idiots
Maybe if right wingers didn’t go full nazi all over the world we wouldn’t be so close to a WW3
Is woke here in the room with us?
I think they meant the burn out after a year of full tilt.