Ok America. It’s time to stop now.
How to give your pimples pimples
I’m reluctant to ask but… WTF is a JABBER’S SOAP??
It says right on the tin. You really don’t want to drop it.
I’ve never had Mountain Dew, but I always imagined it would taste like shower gel or shampoo. The scents/flavors even have similar names.
More like battery acid and corn syrup, at least for the regular flavor, and I say that as someone who likes it.
So that’s the face wash trump uses and why he’s so orange. Mystery solved Scooby-Doo!
Bodywash Blast would make Granny gush 😏.
Tingly
I was a nerd in the 80s and 90s when some actually smelled like this AND IT WAS A BAD THING
If you smelled like Mt. Dew I could only imagine you were a horribly managed type 1 diabetic about to go into ketoacidosis.
gamers don’t wash, silly
