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I probably sleep with king Midas or meet Apollo and he grants me the same wish
Something Volcano related, possibly involving a ring and a couple of short men. One of whom is a goddamn hero.
Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.
High speed dirt man, high speed dirt.
Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess
Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.
🤨
Happily.
I am just going outside and may be some time…
An undercover Corgi mission.
Gluttony
Same
It finally caught up to me
mildly, nothing extreme
I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.
