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WashedOver@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...

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Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...

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WashedOver@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Sometimes I like to remind myself the internet is full of fake stories. Today I pray I stumbled across one of those. Infact I insist I do.

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      Doesn’t matter if it’s fake.

      It’s in your head now.

      It’s in all of our heads now.

      We all lost the pussy pussy game

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    /l/BadWomensAnatomy and /l/MenWritingWomen.

    Fake af

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      Removed by mod

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        Meh

    • crackajack@reddthat.com
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      Hopefully it is fake… but stranger things have happened.

      • uis@lemmy.world
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        Personal experience?

        • crackajack@reddthat.com
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          I’m unsure whether I could joke “I wish”.

    • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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      did you just replace the Rs with Ls because we’re not on reedit anymore?

      you know it’s /c/ on Lemmy right?

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    • KptnAutismus@lemmy.world
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      “what in the cinnamon toast fuck is this?”

      • berkeleyblue@lemmy.world
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        A very relatable Cini Mini

      • Rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net
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        Crave those pusy pussies

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    Somehow I find the worst thing in the story that it’s the worst infection they’ve seen in months. Not years, months!

    • stom@lemmy.world
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      The worst part is anyone thinking this bullshit is remotely plausible.

  • Guntrigger@feddit.ch
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    Yeah, we are all horrified and all, but no-one is asking the pertinent question:

    What did it taste like?

    • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world
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      Like a Jolly Rancher, of course.

      • return2ozma@lemmy.world
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        cries in reddit

      • dirtySourdough@lemmy.world
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        That’s the story I was expecting

    • paddirn@lemmy.world
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      Like Skittles apparently.

      Taste the rainbow.

      • uis@lemmy.world
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        https://youtu.be/q8bNXXrnDSo or

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          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

          https://piped.video/q8bNXXrnDSo

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          I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      The Inuit (formerly called the derogatory ‘Eskimos’) have a taste for fermented whale blubber.

      The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.

      There’s something about living in freezing weather and developing a taste for semi rotten food.

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        I’d wager it has something to do with living in a barren wasteland for at least half the year.

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          When the choice is between starve to death or eat the putrid thing, most people will eat the putrid thing.

          I dont think the boyfriend was at risk of starving.

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            Yeah no I was speaking about the scandinavians, not the bf.

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        Imagine, there are even millions of people that eat fermented milk!

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          Tasty, tasty fermented milk, both as liquid or solid

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        So do the Japanese…

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        The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.

        Excuse me, but that’s only the Swedes! We may have other weird eating habits in Denmark but surströmning ain’t one.

        • ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world
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          Gravad laks?..

          (Salted and fermented salmon)

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            That doesn’t count 'cause it’s delicious

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            deleted by creator

        • Victor@lemmy.world
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          Swede here, can confirm swedes like some of the nastiest mf bs. I don’t get it. I just stay clear.

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        Likely because there aren’t a lot of herbs and spices where it’s cold and fermentation adds complexity to the flavour.

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        deleted by creator

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    Typical day as a mod

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      I wish. Over at !videos@lemmy.world I end up having to vet hours of rule-violating disinformation videos. I feel like stinky genitalia content would be an upgrade from Trump videos.

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        I was a c/news mod for a bit and it was fucking hell. So many ad posts!

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    Please put a trigger warning and a NSFW on this one. Keep in mind some people might want a bit of a warning that the meme they clicked on graphically describes a vagina infection.

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      Might as well put that warning on the whole damn Internet. There’s no bumper bowling on the Information Superhighway 😂

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      NSFL*

    • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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      The internet is not for the weak.

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      deleted by creator

    • Druid@lemmy.zip
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      People arguing whether this is appropriate or not is so stupid. It literally won’t change a thing for those people, but to others it might actually make a difference and save them some trouble. What’s to lose here? Gee

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      “Coward.”

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      Yeah! I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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      lol at first i thought this was the nsfw train copypasta

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    I think the meme would be improved if it went angel>devil instead of devil>angel, feels like a more logical progression.

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      Agreed

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    What a terrible day to have eyes.

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    The boyfriend just likes probiotics

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    I’m glad the put the most horrific part in italics, otherwise I might have missed it

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      imo it’s more for emphasis. it’s pretty hard to get tone through via text so people like to use bold and italics to supplement that

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      I’m glad this comment pointed out a slightly unnecessary formatting choice, otherwise I might have missed it.

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        Thanks, that means a lot

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          No, it’s short for thank you, “many” means a lot.

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      I didnt see it. Can you circle where it is?

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        If you look under the vomit it should be right there

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    Sometimes I miss old reddit for stuff like this, the jolly rancher story, the cum box, etc

    But then I see this stuff again, and I think I like the more sterile internet in a way.

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    Welp, that’s enough life for me.

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      Lots of different bacterial life, indeed

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    You know I would hope that’s fake but…

    Hm.

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      D_trump was president in this timeline so at the very least you should except some sicko out there likes the taste of [EXPLETIVE DELETED].

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        I never even imagined someone would indulge in [COGNITOHAZARD REMOVED]

        I gotta [DATA EXPUNGED] real quick

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        even before trump was president a father killed his entire family because his son found a picture of the father sucking on a poopy diaper

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