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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

UpUrH2OIntake

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Hydro homies leaking into the fediverse?

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      They diffuse into everywhere I swear

    • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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      U kno it.

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        Not flushing just to show off. Yeah bo¡!

        • HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca
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          If you can tell there’s piss in the bowl you’re not drinking enough

        • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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          Gotta flex on em somehow.

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    You can’t overthrow capitalism if you are dehydrated. Trust me, I’ve tried.

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    The problem is I am so tired of pissing, too much piss, I want to piss less.

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      Pinch of salt, not enough to overwhelm the taste but also enough to help retain some water.

      Idk how much it’d affect blood pressure if it’s only a little bit

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      Diabetes will do that to ya.

      • Aeri@lemmy.world
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        Or just drinking a lot of water

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    Ur saying H2O? I’ll have H2O, too

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    Me laying in hospital with dehydration currently: well, fuck you

    • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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      My B.

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        S’all good mate, you are right!

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    True.

    If I drank enough water, I would die from water overdose, and then I wouldn’t have any of these problems anymore.

    • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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      You might even win a Nintendo Wii.

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    Few weeks ago I got a nasty norovirus and once it passed I started drinking water again, but I swear no amount of water I’ve drank since then seems to be enough. I still feel dehydrated.

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      i would wager you’re missing electrolytes. that’s what it is when i feel that way. i will grab some gatorade or other sports drink (get the one with sugar unless you have diabetes), mix it with an equal part water because deer gods it is too sugary, then add a one-fingered pinch (something like a quarter teaspoon, but it doesn’t have to be precise) of table salt. not enough to make it taste salty. more salt than it already has. i drink that when i’m dehydrated. it’s the about the right salinity to absorb fast, and the sports drink bullshit makes it not taste horrible.

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        This sounds pretty damn reasonable and I’m gonna try that today.

    • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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      Whoa. Same thing happened to me, except the noro was last week for me.

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    🤲 Uh… whatever you say, boss.

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    Hey, beer is mostly water!

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      Humans are also mostly water.

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        Trump is mostly hot air

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        Ipso facto, I’m drunk

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          I’m gonna bite you

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        Beer tastes better than humans though

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          Agree to disagree.

          Beer actually tastes pretty bad, IMO. Long Pork, though, is quite good if prepared properly.

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          Humans taste better than beer, tastes like chicken

          /s

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      Found the American.

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        I’ve never been so offended in my entire life

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