The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agoLet them warm up for a minutestartrek.websiteimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1502arrow-down117
arrow-up1485arrow-down1imageLet them warm up for a minutestartrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square33fedilink
minus-squareComradeR@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up15·edit-211 months agoThe doctors at the emergency room and the burn victims hospital nurses/doctors: “Ok! Can you tell us how that happened?”
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·11 months agoIf the victims are still burning, you’ve taken them to the hospital too quickly. Please extinguish all open flames before the patient enters the building.
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months ago“I’m sorry, sir, but this has been a non-smoking location since '95. You’re going to have to stop, drop, and roll for me before we can wheel you in.”
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months ago“Nope, nope, not yet. I still see a couple of embers; get back down on the ground and keep rolling till you’re fully extinguished.”
minus-squareComradeR@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months agoHahahaha! Just edited my comment. Thank you! 😁
The doctors at the emergency room and the burn victims hospital nurses/doctors: “Ok! Can you tell us how that happened?”
If the victims are still burning, you’ve taken them to the hospital too quickly. Please extinguish all open flames before the patient enters the building.
“I’m sorry, sir, but this has been a non-smoking location since '95. You’re going to have to stop, drop, and roll for me before we can wheel you in.”
“Nope, nope, not yet. I still see a couple of embers; get back down on the ground and keep rolling till you’re fully extinguished.”
Hahahaha! Just edited my comment. Thank you! 😁