You underestimate their willingness to just blanket the surrounding area in herbicide. They don’t actually need their water to be potable.
Get a fucking gas powered pressure washer full of liquid culture of this shit ( https://www.ecurrent.com/food/meet-the-mushroom-stronger-than-sidewalks-banded-agaricus/ ) and spray the building from the back of a pick up truck while wearing a hazmat suit, cheaper than you’d think clean room suit with a skin tight Russian surplus gas mask retrofitted with a modern Honeywell filter using a gas mask adapter.
Bruh, this is just making things worse, bamboo is a invasive plant species
Right? Release the giant asian hornets! Oh shit where did these murder wasps come from.
Anything invasive that invade via rhisomes like Elephant Grass. If you want to really fuck with them you could do sugar cane. You could do blackberries, raspberries, blueberries.
Native black rasberries, in north america. Fuck their shit up with native plants please.
Find the tallest hemp plants, preferable tree size, and throw their seeds around the data centers.
Only in the south. And only if you use the American species of bamboo.
Please don’t plant invasive plants in vulnerable ecosystems
So they’re building data centers in vulnerable ecosystems and destroying their water sources?
Ah yes, grass, the natural enemy of the giant construction machines
Its a datacenter not a golf course. They’re going to bulldoze the entire lot anyways.
Warning, don’t plant bamboo underneath the restrained torsos of Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg, O’Leary, etc. as they grow so quickly with hard rigid points that they can break through a human torso in 3 days.
Bamboo is beginner shit, if you really want to cause trouble, try japanese knotweed. They will never be able to get rid of that!
What are you, a British railway?
You’re thinking of buddleia
People, people, please. May I suggest a warm cocktail? It’s always worked in the past.
The government would hate it if you happened to lose a sizeable device capable of spontaneously combusting near a data center.
I’ve got my bamboo seeds on order. Best case scenario…wild vicious pandas show up and tear everything down in their search for more bamboo. /s
Horseradish spreads quickly underground, and it’s ugly. A friend of mine destroyed his backyard with a small patch of horseradish. Within a few years, his backyard was unusable.
